CPA

Pencil Pushers with Precision
''These guys were the biggest geeks in high school. Now they are here to tax your ass. They are the Certified Public Assassins''

Team Members:

Season 1
 * Tobias (Sniper) McKinney (Captain)
 * Michael (Handsome) Costanza
 * Mandy (Sunshine) Sommers
 * Steve Altes
 * Gretchen Weiss

Season 2
 * Tobias McKinney (Captain) (Returning)


 * Michael Costanza (Returning)
 * Mandy (Sunshine) Sommers (Returning)
 * Art Spiegel
 * Natasha Pospich

History
Season 1: CPA's became the first official team to win in Extreme Dodgeball by winning the whole season with an undefeated record of 8-0.

Season 2: CPA's entered season two with a record of 7-3, but fell at the hands of Armed Response in the semi-finals of the finale episode.

Player Stats
(Season 1)*
 * Tobias McKinney - 30 kills, 7 catches, 11 outs, 10 game winning plays.
 * Michael Costanza - 34 kills, 3 catches, 1 regeneration target, 7 outs, 2 game winning plays.
 * Mandy Sommers - 3 kills, 12 catches, 9 outs, 4 game winning plays.
 * Steve Altes - 7 kills, 2 catches, 12 outs, 1 game winning play
 * Gretchen Weiss - 1 catch, 9 outs

(Season 2)**
 * Tobias McKinney -


 * Michael Costanza -
 * Mandy Sommers -
 * Art Spiegel -
 * Natasha Pospich -

* all stats of season 1 was calculated as close as possible with highlight segments and stats based on what the show provided during team introductions.

** all stats of season 2 are very accurate in their results since all matches were never highlight segments.

Facts
Tobias McKinney holds the overall record for most game winning plays in Season 1 with ten.

Mandy Sommers became the best catcher of Season 1 with a league leading 12 catches and 4 game winning catches, one being the championship winning catch against Barbell Mafia.

Steve Altez has been knocked out of the game the most of his entire time with 12 outs.

Mandy Sommers is the only member of the CPA to appear in all three seasons.

Tobias McKinney appeared as a cameo role in the 2004 movie, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Michael Costanza is the only member of the CPA's to have received a Red Card resulting an in automatic game lost to Armed Response.